Hey, ya’ll.
Was just thinking about what a wonderful decision I made by marrying NBA Champion Dwyane Wade and becoming a part of the Miami Heat, along with our adopted son Chris Bosh.
I’m just so happy that I no longer have Superstar expectations riding solely on me. What a load off!
Things are going very well with the team. We’re 5-2, which is amazing!
Plus, I’m doing what I’ve always wanted: Assisting a handsome superstar to achieve a higher level. Let me run through the stats that my adorable husband Dwyaney is outperforming me on through the first seven games:
-Points per Game
-Offensive Rebounds per Game
-Total Rebounds per Game
-Blocks per Game
-Field Goals Made and Attempted
-Field Goal Percentage
-3-Point Field Goal Percentage
-Free Throw Percentage…
And here are the stats that I’m outperforming Dwyaney on:
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-Assists
-Giving my Husband HJ’s in the locker room at halftime (not accounted for by official NBA stats)
We’re basically tied on steals per game. But otherwise, I’m doing the supporting role here. I am here to provide Dwyaney with what he needs, and that’s been the case all along, and that’s what I’ve always wanted.
Consider this my first of what will be many petitions to nominate Dwyane Wade as the MVP of the NBA in 2010/11.
Love you, Dwyaney!
Bronnie Wade
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12 Comments
Wow you have no life do you, pretty sad. But keep hating cause you aint about shiiit.
Waaaaaaaaa
hilarious!
Bronnie you are the best! You need to help your son on rebounding and not getting bullied by big strong men!! And Ricki Roma continues to be a homo and overlook the fun in all of this!! Y continue to come to the site then??!
If I had to choose between the entire world wide web and mrslebronwade.com, I think I’d choose mrslebronwade.com.
Wouldn’t you?
RickI Roma is a lame. This site is the best thing to happen to that marriage! Daddy wade needs to smack his weak son for getting bullied by a kid named big baby! Is that how they raise kids in Robbins,IL? Cause you are not from the chi!
ricki roma’s status:
[ ] not mad
[ ] upset
[ ] mad
[X] MAD AS HELL
Assist and hand jobs thats it
Thats all a 2 time MVP is leading his team on.
Its Wade’s team and James is hype. Here’s to a Cleveland Miami play-off series.
Please GOD PLEASE!!!
This website is awesome!!! Lebron is a tool!. Keep this site going no matter how many haters you have.
This site should be called Mrs. LeBosh Wade
Sorry Neal but the Cavs may never make it to the playoffs again…
Ricki roma is Lefag’s sock puppet